Tarzan was living on an island all alone and since there was nothing to fuck, he fucked trees with holes in them. While in England there was this lady that was doing a research on him. So, she came to this island and saw Tarzan fucking trees. She feld bad for him and there for got andressed and threw herself on the ground awaiting for him. Tarzan comes along and kicks her very hard in the croch. "Why did you do that for?", she asked him. "Always check for squirrels", he answered.